@winebot6000

A bot that creates wine descriptions

Examples:

This great value and vivacious Petit Sirah has suggestions of cranberry and red fruit, with a sickeningly sweet aroma. Pairs well with fish and chips or Monster Munch.

This alive and hilarious Petit Sirah has memories of fags and olive, with a thick, secretive texture. Pairs well with bank holidays or more wine.

This healthy and repulsive Syrah has inklings of bacon and miso, with a thick, secretive smell. Pairs well with cream sauce or vodka.

This ferocious and resentful Schiava has bits of baked potatoes and lychee, with a twisted appearance. Pairs well with coq au vin or red meat.

This angry and lovely Shiraz has suggestions of Chewits® and noodles, with a subtly vinegary aroma. Pairs well with anise or red meat.

This dizzy and long Monastrell has tinges of fags and plum, with a thick, secretive smell. Pairs well with fennel or pesto.

This cautious and zealous Monastrell has hints of camomile and surströmming, with a frankly misleading appearance. Pairs well with cumin or McDonalds.

This cruel and lazy Sémillon has suspicions of blueberry and oak barrels, with a sickeningly sweet aroma. Pairs well with crab & lobster or red meat.

This blue and mushy Syrah has notes of hobnobs and sadness, with a both good and bad texture. Pairs well with bananas or sushi.

The bot used to post on Twitter but no longer does for obvious reasons.

The source code is available on Github